What of the Cake Pops?

Have you made cake pops? It's a big ole fad now, right? Most of us know who Bakerella is... I think she's basically satan. And any of you who claim to have made these 'cake pops' (not to be confused with cake balls), I'm certain you are lying about it. Certain. I've tried only twice to make cake pops. Rob and I watched the little Bakerella video online to learn exactly the science behind them. And then, we attempted to make them. Guess what?! Didn't work... and it didn't even taste that great! I guessed we used too much frosting in the cake, because they seemed heavy and wouldn't stay on the stick, NO.MATTER.WHAT. That was annoying. Then, assuming we had figured out our mistakes, we attempted them again on Adelheid's birthday, for her party. Only this time we were careful NOT to add too much frosting (actually we did oreos and cream cheese). We bought yummy white chocolate (we tried Ghirdelli because it's my favorite choco chip company, but either they had a really awful batch of white choco chips that smelled/tasted like a rotten dish rag, or they just need to step up their white choco game) for dipping and made sure to do all the steps JUst like Bakerella did. And do you know what? The dumb pops wouldn't stay on the silly sticks!!! Cake Pops my bum!! I was so annoyed that I couldn't figure out how to make a stupid cake pop that stayed on a stick, that I immediately regressed to about 4 years old and started flinging my little oreo balls around the kitchen all the while going off on how either Bakerella and everyone whose 'made' cake pops are evil and liers or I'm missing some very important wife/mother dna that makes it so I can't make a dumb cake pop. It was a very difficult realization for me. Poor Rob... just sat there watching me freak out about cake pops. It's really sorta funny now. So we didn't have those impossible little pops at Adelheid's party. And, I'm determined to never make them again. Ever! If I want something similar to that again, I'll stick with cake ball type truffles, basically the cake pop without a stick. If you've succeeded in making cake pops, 1. Don't tell me, because I wont believe you. Or 2. bring one to me to prove it, but don't be alarmed if I flip out and throw it across my kitchen out of bitter anger that you obviusly have some magical ability to make a ball of cake soaked in frosting and covered in heavy chocolate stay on a tiny little stick.